sessions

to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.

So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"

by cynderacid April 26, 2003

4 Seasons

Having sex in all four seats in a car

"We've been together a few months now, did it all four seasons to the trunk"
-Shyne

by Zar October 6, 2003

Sessionstaffel

The U.S. Department of Justice under Jeff Sessions, who had a woman arrested and convicted for laughing at him.

You vill not mock die Sessionstaffel!

by Catty McGee May 4, 2017

Seasons Beatings

The process of a Prison Guard beating the crap out of an inmate on Christmas Day

Yo Fiddy, didga see dat seasons beatings the skell on Cell Block C took from the honky hack?

by Unit 200 January 10, 2008

Seasons bleedings

When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.

I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.

by guyoutnumbered December 10, 2010

Sessions

Cool, good, impressive.

"That set last night was sessions mate."

"This grime is bare sessions bruv"

by hordiclegionrep June 10, 2017

Seasons SMP

The SMP that is making Lifesteal look like a Joke

Man Seasons SMP is actually way better then Lifesteal

by YourNotLuis December 20, 2023