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Quilt sentence

The origin came from the facebook and twitter generation of kids who were dumber than a sack of hammers, sometimes in their spaciness they'd make and still make quilt sentences.

A quilt sentence is a sentence which is compiled of 5-10 different sentences sewn together into a large WTF sentence; a quilt sentence lacks coherency and grammar.
Petty you and your disturbance=Quilt sentence
by JohnOrJOHN April 29, 2013
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The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.
Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.
by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009
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Educated Hood sentence

A Educated Hood Sentence: is when you can use a high level vocabulary word and add a slang Hood word in the same sentence or switching the slang word out for a high level vocabulary word.
Educated Hood Sentence Examples

" I need an Explanation foreal!"

" Damm that ass is Stupendous!"
" Hey fam let's get Elevated "
by Azul Rizada November 6, 2016
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Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.
"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"
by The People's Chump January 17, 2023
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sentence

1. A grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb.

2. An authoritative decision; a judicial judgment or decree, esp. the judicial determination of the punishment to be inflicted on a convicted criminal.
1. I made a definition of urbandictionary.

2. You are sentenced to jail for 3 years
by jonnywoot September 12, 2007
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one-word-sentences

when one word sufficiently meets the requirement of a sentence- having a subject and a verb

Would you like to get some dinner?
Let's.

verb= let
subject= us

GO!

verb= go
subject= you (implied)
I think it's brilliant that you used so many one-word-sentences in your poem.
by Allen Wilson February 7, 2008
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garden path sentence

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.
James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.
by fball_jones July 1, 2011
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