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salisman

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.
Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"
by A Palumbo September 4, 2007
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Salis

Damnnnn you see how black that mothafucka salis is..?
by NIGGASLAYER37 July 7, 2020
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Salisbury

A town in Wiltshire where everyone is a fucking chav. It is home of South Wilts School for Girls (the lesbian grammar school) and WSE (the roadman school). If you attend either of these schools.....YOU'RE A NONCE. Salisury also has a maccies where roadmen, chavs, gypsys AND grammar school kids are often found on the loose.

There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
Person 1: Salisbury? You live in Salisbuy? Fuck sake whos pregnant now???
by getsheft6789 August 8, 2019
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kid selfish

In a state of being selfish and/or hardheaded; one-track minded; ungrateful.
Until you stop being kid selfish about my money, I'm taking your cell phone for collateral.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 2, 2006
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Selfish Woman

A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them
Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.
by seeu August 14, 2006
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Selfish Whore

Someone who only cares about themselves, or who they're recently banging. They don't have soul's and all they do is complain because nothing is ever enough.
Wow, that girl is such a selfish whore!
by KiddThePrincess December 16, 2011
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selisa

Super cutesy girl, adorable and loveable. Will always have your back, and if anyone hurts you they better watch out cuz she will literally attack. Very balanced person, willful and dedicated. Very creative and genuine. You can trust them with anything. Literally, they have a fantastic sense of style, anything looks good on them. They are also very affectionate and very funny. They have a super big heart, so a lot of people might take advantage of it which sucks. Always thinks of others first.
by essence_type11 January 29, 2020
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