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Balloon Knot Security

Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.
Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.

Balloon Knot Security, BKS.
by Disciple of Knot September 16, 2008
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dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot
Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard
by Memekid666 May 17, 2017
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sherwood park mall security

mall security which doesn’t know how to do their jobs, all they do is kick teenagers out for “loitering” everyone pretty much goes here to deal drugs, vape, or fight.
sherwood park mall security: TiMe oUt! you need to leave if your not buying anything!

teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay
by whitesuburbia April 11, 2019
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The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.
Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020
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Sexcurity

- people you ask to come to your party specifically to make sure that no one has sex during your party.
I asked Nick to be sexcurity at my party on friday night, but he had work... so of course 2 people ended up having sex in my basement.
by Corinnabell April 19, 2010
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social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on
"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"
by pink champagne July 28, 2010
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Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.
Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(
by Poopenstein October 6, 2008
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