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seahorse

derogatory term for Swedish men because they are given maternity leave when their wife is going to have a baby, so they also stay home to take care of the newborn (like male seahorses that take care of baby seahorses).
That (man's name) is such a fucking seahorse, slacking off from work cause his wife popped out another kid...
by chandeliertree November 21, 2009
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Bionic Seahorse

The act of getting on your knees and giving oral sex whilst flapping your hands.
Yesterday, I got my girlfriend to do the Bionic Seahorse.
by kiralight45 August 31, 2010
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Seahorse

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.
Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.
by Chris December 1, 2004
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Seahorse

adjective: a being who possess a need for constant sex, much like the animal.
Man Anthony is so horny. He's such a seahorse
by Maximo the great May 25, 2010
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seahorse

when you are drunk and fucking a girl, you pee inside her
Bob hooked up with Jane and gave her the seahorse.
by Blue April 6, 2005
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Seahorsetitious

A disease in which a person shows an obsessed love of sea horses. They often claim that seahorse are quite beautiful and unreal. The patients noticed with this disease often have a love for taylor swift. Seahorsetitious can be a very deadly disease, in some cases, severe hair-loss may occur. Patients also may become very psychotic, and at some point may lead to believe that they are seahorses and that they belong with their fellow friends under the sea. Sometimes therapy is very strongly recommended. This disease is untreatable, and un-curable. Therapy may reduce urges, but that is all. Many people die of drowning from this disease each year due to searching for their fellow mates. Also, people are sometimes fined for engaging in sexual contact with other seahorse.
Some young men have seahorsetitious.
by -KING OF DOCTORS. July 20, 2010
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Iron Seahorse

Place a horse bit in her mouth that you can yank on while giving it to her from behind! She'll be handcuffed and bucking around the room while you enjoy your seahorse sweety!
Shut that cocksucker or I'm gonna Iron Seahorse you baby!
by Flipper 09 February 1, 2009
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