scundle

to jack off behind a fan causing the cum to go through the fan onto someones face.

Austin scundled all over ben while he was sleeping.

My dad caught me scundling all over my girl last night

My girlfriend was hurting for a crazy scundle.

by scundle man January 18, 2009

scunner

Scots word:-
Something that makes you feel sick.

That gives me the scunner.
He is just a wee scunner.
(Have heard used by girl in reference to a younger brother.)

by Donald Nicolson December 19, 2004

scunt nugget

A derogatory term usually applied to people who enjoy making fun of others for no real reason. Can be interpreted with multiple meanings as well.

Usually applied when a very strong come-back is required.

Ashley: Knock-knock
Adrian: Who's there
Ashley: Your hairy mom !!!!
Adrian: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SCUNT NUGGET

by Amac 012345 February 24, 2009

scunthered

utterly fucked ( Northern Ireland) meens you ar in serious shit

person 1 accidentally killed someone
person 1:im am fucking scunthered

by karim abduldibar June 29, 2009

puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet

scunt puddle scunt

by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013

The Scunthorpe Dip

Dipping your herpes infected cock into a glass of red wine, preferable merlot or Sauvignon Cabernet, and then passing the viral plague onto your family and friends.

"My lips hurt"
"Your dad just did the Scunthorpe dip in your wine"

by Lewdawg994 September 23, 2017

Scunt

A combination of a skank and a cunt.

Shes such a scunt!

N:Dub is a ignorant scunt

by master of the scunt October 23, 2004