A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Person 1: bro I don't understand how someone can do that.
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!
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Get the Scemothunk mug.n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"
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Get the schmokenhagen mug.Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.
In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
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Get the Schmohog mug.A business or governmental entity that is both a scam and a monopoly. Their apathetic activities often result in a lot of cursing from the general public.
CH: Those ass warts at AT&T keep raising my bills and I can't do a damn thing about it since my building isn't wired for any other services.
DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.
DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.
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