scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

strummin the guitar

When a girl gives a guy a hand job.

We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar

by Turfman February 22, 2003

Scrimming

The act of orally stimulating your partners rectum, while he or she is in the process of deficating. Commonly known as the combination term for skat and rimming.

1. "Spread, your gonna get scrimmed"
2. "I'd rather get caught scrimming my mother than....."
3. "Dude I totally got scrimmed last night", "did you kiss her afterwards?"

by flangelord March 27, 2009

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

Strumming yourself to ecstacy

a funny way of saying having a wank!!

why do you keep strumming yourself to ecstacy you pervert!!

by victor_meldrew June 7, 2010

scumming

1.being intoxicated, or acting like a low life. doing somthing you know's wrong but doing it anyway.

1.man last night at leroys party, i was stright scummin' man
2.tony's scummin' man!
3.i scummed in my pants

by lil cuco January 8, 2004

Nimble Scrumpings

An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.

Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!

by Sir Cudugan September 7, 2013