scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scrotud

When a man goes to Thailand to discover himself and ends up with a scrotum piercing.

Robert woke up in agonising pain on a beach in Thailand. He had been scrotud.

by LaZingara September 29, 2017

Chest Scrotes

The baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum.

"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."

"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"

by Shmoopin September 13, 2009

Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013

scrotumbrella

Similar to a teabag. Whenever you sneak up on someone while they are sleeping and stretch your sack over their face like an umbrella. Thus, the scrotumbrella.

Man, I snuck into Jeremy's room and gave him a scrotumbrella all over his mouth.

by Fryler Trench April 28, 2004

scrotum jelly

Semen, or cum, which is dispensed upon ejaculation.

When Bob got off, his scrotum jelly went everywhere.

by Rodfather June 20, 2005

scrotastic

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.

"That was scrotastic!"

by fwagart May 17, 2007