Screwball

Based off of the ice cream. You work so hard for that chewing gum at the bottom and, after all your hard work, it tastes like shit
Substitute this into life and relations and you get a fairly philosophical meaning to an 89p ice cream.

When you work hard to get a date and eventually, you realise you hate it.

Pritesh - Ugh, I just spent 2 months reaching for this Lauren girl and she's so clingy and depressing.

Josh - Dude, you totally just screwballed.

by Better Than Arcan February 2, 2015

screwtacular

to enjoy sexual intercourse while feeding ones poon with whipped cream.

i gave some screwtacular last night.

by braad mclovin January 11, 2009

Screwdation

1. The state of being screwed.

2. Having a history of being cheated, bilked, or fooled.

3. Perpetual unfortunateness

Face it, we'll never get out of screwdation.

by trench1b December 31, 2007

Screwdar

The radar or "sixth sense" someone gets when they sense that two people have recently hooked up. Often times this is due to the people being overly friendly with each other, overly infatuated, or simply just awkward with one another.

This is very common with coworkers, or 2 people of the same group of friends.

Coworker 1: Man, did you see Jennifer and James at the department meeting yesterday? They were totally awkward with each other. They both kept on laughing nervously and shifting their weight any time one of them said something, and James was sweating balls! They used to be really comfortable with one another. I bet they are hooking up.

Coworker2: Yea, my screwdar was going off too! I bet they hooked up after everyone left the company party last Friday. They seemed pretty plastered.

by Cat85 February 3, 2012

screwaroundable

an adjective describing someone you can just goof off and screw around with

Am I not screwaroundable enough for you to be punny with? D:

by whattheturtle August 19, 2014

Screwbolaied

To assemble using screws, bolts, and nails.

Alternative definition: To really mess up, bad.

Dude. We totally screwbolaied that swingset!

How did you make that? We built the base first, then screwbolaied the roof onto the base.

Holy smokes! How could you have screwbolaid that so badly?? It's completely broken!

by Cryptghost March 20, 2018

screwburger

a term for food that’s made by a food employee that doesn’t wash their hands or practice good hygiene.

alex: did you know that justin doesn’t wash his hands during work?
nate: ew, he fr flipping screwburgers at sonic

by flashcrashes July 27, 2019