Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.

she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.

by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008

scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008

Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024