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Pig Scramble 

In a club, at the end of a night when the lights go on and all the remaining fat ugly girls scramble to find a guy that is drunk enough to bring them home
Kirkland Lake Guy One: "Dude, did you participate in the pig scramble?"

Kirkland Lake Guy Two: "Yeah, my girl was at least 250. I slayed that dragon".
Pig Scramble by Pathogens January 5, 2009

5-0 scramble 

its when your doing something illegal and the cops come and you run away you have to yell it though

Texas Scramble

A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls
Texas Scramble by OllieTheolive February 2, 2009

chicken scramble 

And event that occurs annual at the Garfield County Fair in Washington State in which three chickens are released into a field of elementary-age children. The object of the event is to be the first kid to grab a chicken and bring it back to the judges. There are prizes for first second and third place, usually in the form of Sacajawea gold dollars.
You have never lived until you have seen first graders chasing chickens at the chicken scramble.

Tofu Scramble 

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

Ramble and Scramble

Broski I pulled the mean ramble and scramble on this slampiece last night.