Scottish Oyster 

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.

Scottish Oyster by monkey500 January 29, 2017

scottish slang 

Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing

e.g. an English person would say hey/hello.

we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag.

we use insults as a greeting term

English: that little boy over there just stabbed that person, he needs to go to prison

scottish slang: that wee laddie oor there just fuckin chibbed that cunt, he needs the fuckin jail.

(bit random). not all scottish people like haggis and wear kilts.. we only wear kilts on special occasions e.g. a wedding

scottish slang by SCOTSgal123 May 28, 2014

Scottish Blindfold 

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.

"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

Scottish Blindfold by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011

Scottish Tails 

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

Scottish Tails by MadyyyYT January 6, 2019

Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

Scottish Shower by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.

Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!

scottish vacuum of charm by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008

scottish coktail 

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out

i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka

scottish coktail by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008