TV stoned 

A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television.

He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch.

He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.

"Sorry, I can't get Bill to come to the phone. He's TV stoned at the mo. Call back after the show is over."

TV stoned by McVillain November 4, 2003

sioned 

a girl who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. she's stubborn as hell, and may be a little outspoken, but at the end of the day she'll always be there for her friends. she's gorgeous, and everyone but her knows it. her name circulates through the halls like she's the latest gossip, but all the while she remains ignorant to her popularity. she'll be there for you through thick and thin, and love you despite your flaws. you can trust her with anything and everything, and once she comes into your life, she's there to stay.

"who's that girl? that gorgeous one over there?"
"oh her? that's sioned."
"she's a dime."
"plus ninety-nine."

sioned by l.melissa November 16, 2011

Stonedover

When you are still highthe next day after a long night of smokin the ganga.

Dude Tommy is so stonedover he can't even walk!

Stonedover by Tommy H. December 29, 2003

scondulli 

An alternative vocabularic choice used as opposed to its true meaning, which is allegdly 'money'.

"More Scondulli to man"
"Ay large one, you absolute jokeman, JOKEMAN, YOU'RE A JOKEMAN. If scondulli means money, why don't you just say money, before I come and I'll slap your tummy"

scondulli by L'Homme Grande des Extrémités February 25, 2021

School Stoned 

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.

"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett

School Stoned by School Stoner October 2, 2010

Drop Scone 

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

Drop Scone by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Cerebral Sconezy 

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

Cerebral Sconezy by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020