spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.

Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 31, 2011

Fo schnitzel my sauerkraut

1. A mockery of the use of fo shizzle and supposed to sound something of an insult.

This four letter phrase contains two German words, Schnitzel and Saurkraut, both of which happen to be foods:

Schnitzel (Pronounced: Shneet-zul) A very thin slice of veal (pork) which is made tender by pounding flat with a steak hammer and traditionally prepared by coating it in wheat, flour, eggs and breadcrumbs before being fried in clarified butter or lard and finally seasoned with black pepper and other spices.

Sauerkraut (Pronounced: Zower-krout) Finely sliced white cabbage fermented in lactic acid. The word literally means "Sour Cabbage" in German. It is one of the key ingredients to the North American Reuben Sandwhich.

This phrase can also be used by replacing the word "my" with "mein" (which is the german word for "my" - Pronounced: Mine or My-in)

As in: Fo Schnitzel mein sauerkraut

1. "Oh Yeah? Well you can go fo schnitzel my sauerkraut!"

by Katherine der Klein Fraulein July 31, 2006

schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.

Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.

by Leodog August 19, 2013

ass schnitzle

A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.

Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

by Penelope January 17, 2004

Schnitzel Bitch

Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.

I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.

One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005

Schnitzelkraut

A dish, of which the ingredients are a great mistery, found in the upper regions of Austria or in certain parts of the internet. A meal enjoyed mainly be nazis.

<nipes> I finally finished the animation that is due tomorrow.
<phil> SCHNITZELKRAUT!

by filR October 23, 2005

Schnitzelshnoof

A small town in Europe somewhere, possibly in Germany, its a town of only 40 people and a few cows, also referred to as a village because the children of the village like to gather round the elders and tell stories of the old times. If you say your from Schnitzelshnoof basically your telling them you're from there because you are sick of people asking you where you are from, and they then say that they have been to the airport or they know someone from there and you really dont give a shit and wish they'd stop staring at your tits...

Guy 1: Hey thats a nice accent where are you from?
Schnitzelshnoofian: You dont know it...

Guy 1: Betchya I do...
Schnitzelshnoofian: I'm from Schnitzelshnoof...
Guy 1: oh... ok...

by Schnitzelshnoofian president February 10, 2010