fishily schneider

To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum)

I love receiving fishily Schneider from animals.

by scrotum monkey February 24, 2008

Schneider

A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.

There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.

by ahoykatiemeowa October 18, 2011

Rob Schneider

Actor and comedian. Starred in Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo and The Hot Chick .

His mother Pilar is Filipina and his dad is Jewish.

"Rob Schneider is a funny guy! I thought Deuce Bigalow was really funny because he had to go out with all of those horrendous women." said Gina.

by Svava Eriksson September 5, 2004

schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

by Holly October 11, 2003

schneider

Derived from the handyman on the 70's TV show One Day at a Time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn't take anything seriously.

Jeff always says such funny shizzle. He is such a schneider.

by KingMotan November 12, 2010

Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.

"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"

by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 12, 2003

Schneiderrr

left over shit unflushed poop fecal leftovers in the toilet (All of which still needs to be flushed a good three times before it goes down)

I went into the backroom at work to go to the bathroom and my coworker left me a "Schneiderrr"

by iMilbster May 25, 2018