Schmidtten

awe-struck, suddenly with deep feeling, to be smitten with a Schmidt!

Oh, I'm so schmidtten over you!

by loveacrossoceans December 12, 2010

Shidget

Pronounced just like it's spelled. Definition is a Shemale Midget or dwarf in which case it would be a Shwarf.

At our Sangria orgy, we invited 3 black dudes, 3 black chicks and a Portuguese Shidget. The Shidget wore everyone out and drank all the Sangria.

by Shidget lovers of America January 31, 2009

Sarah Marie Schmidt

A lesbian vampire who thrives on litlle kids and blood. She never sleeps or eats and is very pale. She always wears a necklace so that she doesn't sparkle or burn in the sunlight.

Look at that sexy vampire, she must be a Sarah Marie Schmidt.

by kendalljaeandashleymae January 20, 2011

Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

tetsu-schmidt

A large poo.
A Japanese/German hybrid celebrating both cultures love of defecation videos.

I wouldn't go in there, the smell from that steveadore's tetsu-schmidt is unreal.

by specialj June 5, 2005

schwigget

a schwag nugget, poor quality marijuana

This isn't a dank nug, it's a just schiwgget.

by John Hernandez December 16, 2003

Schmigel

A basket of green fruit, pears are forbidden

Shall I get Adam a schmigel

by This isn’t Jim October 22, 2018