schmekela

A newborn baby penis defined by Yiddish slang

He thought hew had been born well endowed , but he merely has a schmekela.

by webster maven February 4, 2017

schmakk

Something edible that is tasty and go hard in flavor.

"Damn bro, this Panda Express is hella schmakk"
"On God, this go hard tho"

by lilm11ka May 5, 2020

Schmaverage

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.

“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019

James, Schmames

A word used to indicate that James has been the topic of conversation for an unhealthy amount of time and that the subject ought to be changed.

"James, Schmames, let's talk about Laura."

by ldkasldka;sd'AS;LDK'sl;dk';LAK June 28, 2021

Schmare

(adj) something that's just not right, possibilities include: disturbing, gross, disappointing, retarded, boring, ridiculous, etc: said in a negative tone

(verb) to schmare to engage in some sort of SCHMARE act with another person

You can also attach 'schmare' as a suffix or prefix. (i.e. schmareful, myschmare, faceschmare, macschmare, ischmare, schmareface)

Wow, that couple in the corner is SCHMARING!

My Psyc class today was SO schmare, we just sat there and did nothing. Total waste of time. Schmare.

That's a TOTAL schmare pic.

by Corey Bruins May 27, 2008

schmalevitch

Russian-Yiddish Used like Schmuck but with more affaection. Usually used by a parent when a male child does something clumsy or funny

Your such a schmalevitch

by Zalman Ber February 18, 2005