I'm going to schickle you so bad.
by Sireric5 December 6, 2015
Get the schickle mug.Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..
Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.
by Rich Crain July 17, 2018
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Get the Schmeckie in the dreidel mug.Tod: hey jake I hate you
Jake: I’m gonna tell you your mom
Tod: schmecklebecklemasas
Jake: ok never mind
Jake: I’m gonna tell you your mom
Tod: schmecklebecklemasas
Jake: ok never mind
by Lannder December 6, 2021
Get the schmecklebecklemasas mug.Schneckulitis dikulitus is a medical condition that causes severe schneck growth and groin shrinking. For example Tv-star know as “Big-Ed” suffers from this condition. The source of this disease can only be described with three words “90” “day” and “fiancé” another know way to attract this condition is by being the biggest most ruthless dickhead know to man.
“Doctor please tell me what happening to me.”
“Sir you Im going to have to diagnose you with a severe case of schneckulitis dikulitus.”
“What? I haven’t heard of that.”
“Well Sir Schnecklitis dikulitus is a life long disease and will effect most aspects of your life. But what You’ve done to cause this is simply just spending a little too much time watching tv and being a dickhead”
“Sir you Im going to have to diagnose you with a severe case of schneckulitis dikulitus.”
“What? I haven’t heard of that.”
“Well Sir Schnecklitis dikulitus is a life long disease and will effect most aspects of your life. But what You’ve done to cause this is simply just spending a little too much time watching tv and being a dickhead”
by Trueinformationx April 29, 2023
Get the schneckulitis dikulitus mug.Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".
by goferman December 26, 2021
Get the schmeck mug.a girl that scrapes a guys dick wen givin head, usually buck toothed bitches; also known as dick razors, cox shavers, and chicken killers
"dude, my girl finally went down last night"
"hell yeah man, was it any good?"
"fuck na, she's a dick schick"
"hell yeah man, was it any good?"
"fuck na, she's a dick schick"
by amber s. and hannah b. August 4, 2008
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