man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

by brephophagist February 1, 2007

schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.

"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.

by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016

Kyle Scheetz

A disgusting human being that puts mayonnaise on hot dogs, breathes loudly, and sucks at playing games.

"Man, why would you put mayo on hot dogs, you must be a Kyle Scheetz"

"Man, that Kyle kid is sexy"

by Longman1 April 26, 2019

crew scheduler

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.

The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.

by Corlyann February 7, 2006

schedy

Schedule, used primarily during a 4th of July Twilight Zone marathon.

Check the schedy to see when Mr. Bighouse is on.

by dances with curtains September 5, 2008

I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

sex schedule

Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"

Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."

by westfalia January 29, 2010