Schlinggewächses

A goat in a suit with a i voted button on his shirt.

Bob: have you seen Schlinggewächses?
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.

by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

ghetto scheming

trying to come up with a hustle

My homies & I was ghetto scheming for hours trying to find ways to make money

by DFW76104 June 8, 2017

scheming

when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action

bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming

by bruce almighty aka god October 16, 2008

schlein

A person with absolutely no soul or heart in their body. They make children cry then the chilren f*ck them.

my 6th grade english teacher schlein

by DARKHALOML December 19, 2013

scheming

one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.

boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."

by _kodakwhite_ April 20, 2018

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010