Riley Schermerhorn

A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.

Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn

by Riley balls January 15, 2023

Scherzo

A piece of music from a symphony.
Sounds playful, silly, and slightly weird at times.

Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 18. is a Scherzo

by Jessikuhh June 22, 2007

Nicole Scherzinger

The lead singer of the PussyCat Dolls. Plus one of the hottest girls on the planet

Nicole Scherzinger is the hottest girl on the planet, ya dig?

by Wonder Mike June 24, 2006

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

by HJR May 2, 2006

schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

Scherp

1. The holiness that is the Scherp, that is, the Scherpness.
2. The group of people who come from the tribe of Steven M. Scherp and call themselves Scherp through all their travels around the world.
3. A useful replacement for any normal useful swareword. eg, "f**k" or "s**t."
4. A replacement for the word "sharp" when talking about knives and in relation to Scherp members.
5. Refer to the WorScherp Service bulletin from Easter Sunday for further defition, specifically the "apostles' creed."

1. "Holy Scherp!"

2. "You mother-'sherp'er!"

3. "Scherp-alicious definition Silver Wings go loco!"

4. "I believe in Hap, the Father Almighty,
the Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Steven M Scherp, His only Son, our Scherp..."

by Scherpalicious April 26, 2007

Scherme

1. Crazy, awesome person.

"He=Scherme"

"Stupid Scherny"

by Scherme June 3, 2003