apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Scalp Cut

Noun: A haircut that one receives where the hair is cut down to the scalp. However unlike being bald the recipient of the scalp cut can actually still grow hair.

“Naa he’s not actually bald he just prefers the scalp cut

by Erocc123 January 16, 2021

Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.

Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.

by millzio January 1, 2023

Scalped

When own part a girls hair and put ur dick on their scalp and they move up and down

Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around

by Realniqqr May 28, 2018

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

scalp

(of a person) lacking hair, bald

Wanna watch some Dr. Phil?
Hell naw, I'm not tryna watch that scalp-ass nigga

by treecoffee September 9, 2023