apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.

The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.

by awdwagon December 28, 2011

Reverse-scalp

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.

"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".

"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".

by Paws92 May 21, 2023

Pussy scalp

The area above the pussy lips where the pubic hair is. Sometimes know a the FUPA.

I got cornrows braided with the hair on my pussy scalp.

by SupaDupaFUPA March 20, 2024

scalping

Scalping is a art that's being practiced by screwers. Screwers are a type of people who screw people over. Scalpers often have these names: Dexter, Roderick and David.

Dexter is scalping graficscards. What a dick

by Art by the one April 23, 2022

scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.

Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!

by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018