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Scallison

"Scallison" is the ship name between soulmates Scott McCall and Allison Argent in the MTV show, Teen Wolf-They are absolutely perfect together and will always love each other - even when Kira and Isaac enter the scene.
"I don't like Scallison, it's obvious Isaac and Allison love eachother"
Entire Fandom: Bro are you frigging kidding me right now.
by Clary Herondale August 12, 2016
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Scallivant

To wander aimlessly while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Last Friday we got stoned and scallivanted around Denver.
by High5z September 24, 2014
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Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009
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what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!
by acallops May 15, 2023
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The Mervin Scale

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.
MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!
by MiniFunk February 21, 2011
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Pussy Scale

A scale in which a man is measured in receiving the vagina or not. With 10 being the highest (guaranteed sex) and 1 , obviously being the lowest (no pussy for you).
*female talking to her bestie* GIRL , I HEARD HE FUCKED SHANEQUA , BONQUESHA , ASHLEY AND JASMINE...HE THINK HE SLICK! HE AINT GETTIN THIS PUSSY!

*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*
by HUCKFINNSTITCH July 4, 2011
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Scalley Valley

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
by Dubs09 August 1, 2012
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