parking lot sagging

Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging.

my 1963 Impala sits about one inch off the ground. when i pull into parking lots, my bumpers drag, and sparks emit. In my neighborhood they call it "parking lot sagging". a common term in the lowriding community.

by Ricky Pearson January 11, 2008

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere

Damn was that boy a surging sanders.

by iAkOuLz May 5, 2016

Saging

Someone who is getting sexier with age.

Jennifer Aniston sure is 'Saging'

by SimpsonXL January 11, 2020

Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

by Ben Greenberg and Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

When President Clinton reminisced about his/her time in office, they had fond memories of surging Sanders. Be it in the Oval Office, or the campaign trail.

by adrianmeyer April 24, 2016

surging sanders

surprisingly cumming out of nowhere.

i got sprayed in the face by Bob's Surging Sanders.

by Capy N Sons April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you just cum out of nowhere in the middle of intercourse. This is often unprovoked and shocking to both parties.

I was having intercourse with my Susie 9 months ago and almost fell asleep it was so boring. Out of nowhere I had a Surging Sanders. We had to burn the whole place down.

by Trevor_Noah April 24, 2016