Sandinga

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.

I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.

by Sandinga November 23, 2010

Sandmanaholic

one is who is addicted to Neil Gaiman's The Sandman Chronicles

"i stayed up last night reading all 10 volumes of the sandman chronicles until i fell asleep, and now i have no idea when i am waking up and which reality is which and if there really IS a reality at all or if we are simply all dreams dreamt up by other dreams who dream like we do and if...." (this person is obviously a sandmanaholic)

by Maxabillion June 26, 2009

Sandman

To Sandman (verb)
When you fake someone out whilst playing Rocket League. Inspired by Jon Sandman.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that Sandman??!
Person 2: Now we're in champ 3!

by buffapacheprime July 29, 2023

Sandal Master

The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.

One does not simply see Sandal Master without sandals.

by Grendel's second cousin in law March 22, 2012

Sandland

1. A crazy ass insomniac, with a drinking problem. He has been know to develop numerous highly dangerous weapons in his garage and basement that may end the world as we know it.
2. If you know a sandland they are most likely wearing a black hoodie with a post-hardcore/mathcore band name scribbled across the front of it.
3. Sandlands are creatures of the night and have the ability to melt things with their touch. They are closely related to doombats

Jack was awoken by an explosion coming from his new neighbor's garage.

Jack: Great...a sandland
*sighs*

by SomeoneSetUupTheBomb January 6, 2009

Sandinista

A member of a revolutionary group in Niceragua during the mid-70's. The group succeeded in overthrowing the government in that time, but they are facing large opposition in the present. Their current party name is FSLN, Frente Sandinista de la Liberacion de Niceragua.

Sandinista is a cool liberation front. I shall name my CS name that, and hence be a member of a cool liberation front.

by Walker October 1, 2003

Erik Sandin

A fast-as-hell drummer for NOFX. Plays a double time beat at an insanely fast tempo WITH ONLY ONE PEDAL. This dude is amazing, I tell you.

Also known as: Smelly, Erik Shun, Erik Ghint, Groggy Nodbeggar, Herb Reath Stinks.

I wanna be Erik Sandin's stand-in
'Cause he doesn't have to get his fuckin' gland in
He's got no trouble with the fillies
Looks a little bit like Bruce Willis
I wanna be Erik Sandin's stand-in

-- Dogpiss - Erik Sandin's Stand-in

by FinnishPunk March 17, 2005