salted kob

When a gay man has ejaculates onto another man's penis then sucks it off

Dude, I heard Jared did a salted kob on Jerome

by It's yaboiiiii October 16, 2017

salted rim

When a male ejaculates on a woman's asshole and leaves it to dry.

A male is having sex with another male and/or female and ejaculates on her asshole. If he leaves it to dry, the remnants that are left are the "salted rim"

by chickencat March 23, 2010

Salted Nipple

A term used to describe that you want a salted rim on your bloody mary.

Bartender, give me a bloody mary, extra spicy, and with a salted nipple.

by Shmoshmech February 2, 2009

Salted Moose

Salted Moose - When an erect penis is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink

During foreplay the couple decided to start off with a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.

by PoolPig October 4, 2011

Salted caramel

When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.

Make sure your response is salted caramel.

Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”

“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”

by Respondant February 12, 2018

salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.

"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old

by squango December 1, 2015