bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

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salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!

"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"

by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007

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Sallow

A person with a yellowish or yellow-based, pale, and possibly unhealthy looking complexion. Skin which lacks radiance, or doesn't "glow".

Jasmine's complexion looked sallow after she spent two-weeks cooped up inside.

by MMee September 18, 2013

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A funny Indian who is wise and caring if you're close to them however can be difficult. Their circle is pretty small and have little to no involvement in other people except their own kind. If you find a Salloo, get close to them and don't waste the opportunity. They often have poor eyesight hence most of them wear goofy lenses.

Did you see that Salloo? His/Her glasses look beautiful.

by youreallydontknowme March 27, 2021

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Bike Salmon

A cyclist that puts themselves at risk by cycling into traffic or "against the stream".

Friend (driving car): "Dude I think I just hit something. I felt a bump."
You:"Probably just a bike salmon."

by 502mtber April 6, 2012

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Salois

Salois is a robotic mercenary/cowboy/astronaut/race car that consumes heavy amounts of bison meat and tungsten. These are usually found in NW areas of the United States. They come in two sizes, great and greater. Not to be confused with the sun and/or a great burning star.

Human1: "Oh my fucking god, did you see that Salois demoralizing that homeless man on the corner?"
Human2: "No, my eyes exploded out of my face as soon as I made eye contact..."
Human1: "Do you smell Bison?"

by Codthew February 17, 2009

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