Doritos salesman 

To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you

Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!

Doritos salesman by Used dental floss April 12, 2014

Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.

"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*

Dog Salesman by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008

one eyed Bible salesman 

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

one eyed Bible salesman by void_nothing May 28, 2007

anatomical salesman 

a ho, prostitute, girl that can run really fast in high heels, etc.

ms degrandchamp is a anatomical salesman.

anatomical salesman by blake yancey July 18, 2007

Car Salesman 

Person who works long hours every day of the week except Sunday in some states trying to help people find affordable cars for themselves or their families. Endures consistent objections and lies but gets paid to overcome those objections and creatively solve the problems in front of them to help their clients.

Went by the local Ford place and told my car salesman I needed to talk to my wife first. I really went down the street to Chevrolet and bought a brand new Chevrolet Silverado!

I bought a used Corolla with 80,000 miles on it. I was hesitant but the salesman over at Mazda explained that it came with a free warranty. Never had a single problem with the car.

I went to the local Chevrolet place to check out a used Jeep but the car salesman kept pushing for me to buy right now. I felt uncomfortable so I just drove away. I found another Jeep at Toyota and the guy there was really understanding and made me feel comfortable. This one cost more but I had a great experience and send all my friends there!

Car Salesman by sweetvictory77 October 8, 2020

sneaky salesman 

where you have intercourse with your partner doggy style then when shes cumming you slip a thumb in her back door

that sneaky salesman got in last night didn't he

sneaky salesman by pj67 December 2, 2017

Cardboard Salesman 

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman

Cardboard Salesman by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022