sweeping the chimney

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal
Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.
by Thai Donuts with salt February 18, 2014
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Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."
by princess pokey May 28, 2011
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Gotta Sweep

Character in Baldi's Basics known for it's loud screaming.
He is either your best friend or your worst enemy depending on his location and Baldi's.
by Parnphorck Meowden June 20, 2018
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Nig Sweep

When someone switches 2 or more lanes at once without using a blinker
Daquian: Wow, nig sweeping is way faster and easier than switching one lane at a time!

Jackson: Damn straight
by OliverW January 27, 2011
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amish sweep

When you have a ton of shit to clean up after a party (usually beer cans/bottles), and you work your ass off to clean it up and are amish while doing so.
Jimmy: "Damn this place is a mess, I'm going to have to do an amish sweep in the morning."
by FULL_SENDER_69 October 30, 2017
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sweep picking

A guitar technique used for playing fast arpeggios. One note per string is fretted by the left hand, while the right hand sweeps down/up on the strings in one motion. More than one string cannot ring simultaneously or it will become a chord/whatever.

The difficult part of sweep picking lies within getting your left hand to fret the notes in sync with the right hand's sweeping.
Artists that commonly use sweep picking include Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, and Alexi Laiho
by bryan18 September 20, 2005
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tardy sweep

silly invention of public schools to make kids get to class faster.

The Idea: Assistant Principals chill in the halls during passing time. Then when the tardy bell rings, the teachers lock their doors and anyone left in the halls is "swept" to an AP's office and given a tardy. That tardy slip is your pass into class.

Mostly it just pisses everyone off an encourages rebellion.
Dude1: Lets organize a school wide tardy sweep to overflow the system.
Student Body: YA!

Next Day

Principal: Stop promoting this, or else.
Dude1: Fuck.

Final Day:
Do it anyways.
by nine and a half January 9, 2009
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