swanky bageling  

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

swanky bageling by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009

Swanky boyz 

Established at a house somewhere someplace ‘swanky boyz’ is the name of the coolest group you can find

Jem: “ we are the swanky boyz”

Alice: “ *visiously plays the ukalele*”

Swanky boyz by lil pumpkin February 15, 2019

Swanky cougar 

A cougar or a majestic feline that is swanky. They could be ugly AF but they might be very swank. ✌🏻

Brooke: He’s sure swanky!!
Courtney: Yeah and as graceful as a cat....
Brooke: We should call him a swanky cougar

Courtney: For short.... swanky coug.

Swanky cougar by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan November 16, 2019

swanky tuna 

A total slut who you do not want to even be in the same room with because your pretty sure her vigina might actually bite you if you got to close.

My sister, Stephanie, is a swanky tuna. Stay away from that swanky tuna. Ugh, I can smell that swanky tuna way over here

swanky tuna by Ms. Behave January 4, 2015

Swanky Wank 

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

Swanky Wank by greg March 28, 2004

Swanky procrastinators

"If you are of the procrastinating type, then you have a swanky vibe" - The Gospel 4:20

Swanky procrastinators are the most elite group in society!

Swanky procrastinators by hipbrutus April 22, 2020

Swanky Bunghole 

Swanky meaning fancy or slutty depending on your context and bunghole mean anus. When you put the two words together you get swanky bunghole . Either a butt you fancy or and slut who is an asshole. An alternate form of swanky bunghole is swanky bungholio, like the Great Swanky Bungholio.

Julia: DUDE, this whore was all over my boyfriend last night!
Brooke: She must've been a swanky bunghole. Stupid bungholio.

Swanky Bunghole by thegreatbungholio July 7, 2011