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Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around
We will learn squid stroke today.
by ze original squids November 24, 2019
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Straight For The Stroke

A woman who isn't the best looking, but good enough to engage in intercourse with.
Lisa ain't a bad bitch but she's straight for the stroke!
by BigBen9519 January 25, 2017
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Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
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Shronk

Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.
Are you ready to pray to shronk?” “Yes, bröther.”
by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018
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Stonks

A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".
Me: Trades 100 wood for 1 emerald

My friend: Stonks
by Retardy McMemester June 21, 2019
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stonkaruni

A silly person, who does and or partakes in goofy silly activities.
That person is such a stonkaruni yo.
by Shaggy1nShenanigans August 7, 2023
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stonk

a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what
Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.
by stonk market ceo September 3, 2020
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