Stoney Bolognese

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

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Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

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Stoney Baloney

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

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stoney macgyver

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.

by Domer64 October 21, 2010

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Stoney Maloney

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018

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