stale meme

A dank meme that is very old and overused

The meme you just said is a stale meme

by niggerfaggot4lyfe February 21, 2017

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018

Layne Staley

A great vocalist. Was part of the band Alice in Chains. A great man.

Alice in Chains > Nirvana

Layne Staley > Kurt Cobain

Person 1: Man, turn that stuff up, time for some AiC!
Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.

by BOFH December 30, 2005

Stale Red Light

Opposite of a stale green light.

This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.

-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"

by The Luke Man August 25, 2009

Stalag 13

A bangin' punk rock band from the 80's. These guys were part of the Nardcore scene (Oxnard, CA).

"Dude, what's a good skate punk band I could listen to?"
"Damn dude, try out Stalag 13. Nardcore at its fuckin' best."

by Vivalavinyl November 29, 2011

Stale onion

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.

"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."

by cranberryzero November 2, 2007

SIALAJM

Acronym for "Said in a light and joking manner" used to covey a general sense of aloofness in an IM or text chat with out having to type lol at the beginning of every sentence like a psycho or idiot.

Cindy: "why did you have sex with my mother!"

Jeff: *SIALAJM* "why not?"

by Petezard July 27, 2010