Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005

Kirsten Stewart

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.

Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.

by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009

Stewartsville

A small country town located in bumblefuck county, New Jersey (commonly referred to as Warren County). Nothing ever happens there so you might as well go to Washington Dunkin Donuts, Asbury, or Phillipsburg.

Henry: "wow did you see that UFO just land in the field over there?!"
me: "yeah right...this is Stewartsville."

by Heyyyyman March 12, 2011

Stewart

When you meet a Stewart for the first time there will be instant energy and sparks. He is the type of guy that listens intently to everything you have to say and will think about it and bring certain points up later in conversation. Stewart is a lover of the outdoors, especially the mountains. He wants to see and travel all of the world. Genuine and loving, always seeking a way to make his lady smile. A guy that will hold your hand, open doors for you and guard you from harm. When you're with a Stewart you will realize how wrong all the other guys, before he came along, truly were. Stewart will kiss you and shower you with affection and will say the sweetest things ever! Additionally, he is very toned, loves to workout, run, and stay active. Has an incredible body that is only second to his crystal, clear, baby-blue eyes. Incredibly intelligent and studious. Not to mention a passionate lover - the touch of his hands will cause you to just melt. Stewart is a true treasure!

intelligent genuine loving incredible studious passionate treasure Stewart

by ladybug19 October 13, 2011

Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

by The truff September 10, 2012

Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Stewart

Stewart is a very decent person. hes outgoing and original. Hes a goodlookin guy. hes sexy and a very good lover. hes caring and kind. he knows how to treat a girl. hes clever and funny.

number one:wow i wouldnt mind being that boys girl!

number two:thats stewart, yeah i heard hes a good ride aswell

by hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 20, 2009