Stage Dive

When someone jumps off of a stage and has a massive crowd carry them around overhead. Usually done at rock concerts.

Guy1: Did you see that stage dive last night?
Guy2: Yeah, too bad no one caught him.

by Syn2Die4 September 25, 2011

Stage mud

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.

Omg I got Stage mud on my signed white t-shirt last night so stoked!

by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019

Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

stage 10 handsome

Will Reed

Will is stage 10 handsome

by King handsome March 4, 2023

stage dad

A father who attempts to gain attention for himself, through their own child's celebrity or fame.

Thora Birch's dad, former porn star and stage dad Jack Birch, made headlines today.

by jusserchn December 29, 2011

stage kids

A term used to define a group of little bed wetters that haven't grown up since middle School and enjoy blowing each other behind the stage curtains.

You: Hey you're a bunch of stage kids.

Them: Nuh uh, we're only blowing each other!

by Dishonest_Abe_1 May 9, 2018

stage gay

Faux homo- or bisexuality between two (usually male, but see t.A.T.u. for the contrasting example) members of a band, expressed via acts of fanservice. See also Panic! at the Disco, Tommy Joe Ratliff and Adam Lambert during the latter's Glam Nation tour, My Chemical Romance, Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl, etc.

Gerard Way says he's pulling out the stage gay to challenge people's homophobia, but I think he just likes to make teenage girls scream.

by aonvas August 1, 2010