Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while

Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month

by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching

squelching squelch squelched

by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006