oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

Splurg

Referring to a green stick liquidity substances.

Dude I just got splurg everywhere.

by Word_meaning March 3, 2021

Splurg

My word, it has no meaning and nobody else is allowed to say it.

Oh Splurg it then!

by LunaLove64 June 30, 2022

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'

"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"

by eyesbrow May 23, 2016

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

SpLuRgE

letting out all your aggression with one shot of the dick

Mitchie B is the ultimate SpLuRgEr, he will SpLuRgEr and SpLuRgEr everyday. Until one day his brother The Rock-y SpLuRgEr out SpLuRgEd him. He died. The End

by SpLuRgE-y November 1, 2019