spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

freckle speckle

when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles

i was eating this chicks ass when she gave me the freckle speckle

by ken power September 5, 2007

Speckledorf

A word used when you realized you’ve been tricked.

“We’ve been speckledorfed by that fake health inspector!”

by SnogOnMyHog August 14, 2021

smeckledorfed

to be damned for all eternity in the eyes of god

We’ve been smeckledorfed!

by Perhaps Not but Yes, really November 29, 2020

red steckled elbermung

An ugly, red animal made up by Strongbad . The animal has drooped eyelids and a wormlike tail. Described by Strongbad as a nasty blob thing.

"R is for Red steckled elbermung."

by Wert March 8, 2005

speckle

the act of pulling one's own pants down in order to fart directly into another's face...thus getting tiny shit particles all over the person's face

Last night I totally speckled Adam while he was sleeping, and he didn't even know. I think it left brown marks on his face.

by Mr Staypufff October 24, 2007

Slut Speckles

The little black dots that girls who wear too much mascara get on their upper eyelids.

Friend one: Oh my god, does Caroline have some kind of disease?
Friend two: Nah bro those are just her slut speckles.

by Smooches Mcgillicutty March 16, 2012