Socks

A retarded excuse to hide the fact that you sucked your cousin off in the shower

I sucked my cousin off in the shower,,, dont worry its not gay i had socks on

by big old cock February 7, 2021

Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.

Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!

by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 10, 2021

Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks

Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible

by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

socks

Socks are gay because they are the same pair

Socks are gay

by Shining_Sunflower September 10, 2021

Socks

The cutest name for a dog besides whore-bug

Person1: What's your dog's name.
Peraon2 : My dog's name is Socks
Peraon1: That's the cutest name for a dog ever

by TheOnlyInsight November 26, 2021

Socks

A name that is often used by non-binary people.

Non-binary person: How did you know I was non-binary?
Me: Your name is Socks.

by goblinqueer December 17, 2021

socks

some fabric sewed together that warms those cold toes you got there

rose: my toesies are cold i shall rob the of thy warm feet

ruby: fine you can have my extra paer of socks

by anonymous February 14, 2022