Smitch

Combination of small and bitch.

That girl is so mean! What a smitch!

by Jdup93 January 28, 2011

Smitch

n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin

"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."

by Bownsaw April 24, 2003

Smitch

(n) A small amount or portion, just a little bit.

Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.

by GrandmaSue98010 August 14, 2014

Smotch

Smotch is really anything you want it to be, it has a million different possibilities

This party is smotchin!!

Smotch this!

by original thinker of smotch June 29, 2010

SMBC

Suck my big cock

Hey babe, would you SMBC

Huh?

by Random COck May 17, 2009

Smatch

To smack someone in the snatch, usually as punishment. See also smatched, smatching, and smatches.

"If you keep posting links to Rebecca Black's "Friday", I'm going to smatch you.

by Esmatchulator June 7, 2011

Smitch

A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

by binkydyr May 7, 2009