Crackle-Smackin

One is crackle-smackin when wearing a new set of veneers that are much appreciated by homeboys, haters, and ratchets of the community... The veneers must be made of porcelain (known by some as crackleware) and emit a florescent glow when compared to it's immediate surroundings.

The -smackin suffix refers to the proximity of the veneers to the lips and mouth

Person one: Ay mang, what dat be?!?! Da po-po spotlight o something?!

Person two: Naw G, that Rae Rae new grill n shit!Think he dropped a band on dem thangs...

Person one: Crackle-smackin!!

by Grumshot October 8, 2014

Skirt Smackin

When you smack a nun on the ass

I'm a child of the lord... But Sister Mary's ass is skirt smackin' good

by Table for two November 25, 2020

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011

smackin the tree

Beating your dick so goddamn hard your legs go numb and you can't feel your dick.

Yo nig you done smackin the tree in there.

by Chabreezy January 4, 2017

lip smackin krackin

asmr but done bye the massive sea monster too pirates its said to relaxed them before destroying them (in a sexual way) after nice lip smacking asmr it used its beak to make nice sea weed sounds maybe some mukbang who knows?

that lip smackin krackin the foam on the waves is rumored to be his cum if you see it run immediately

by card board coffin April 4, 2022