hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.

Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.

by cockEinstein May 12, 2014

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.

That girl is quite the cum slurper.

by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

Slop Slurper

A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.

"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."

by BigLSharp September 4, 2024

Slurpers

A group if people that slurp you so good that they are professionals. This can be anywhere, anytime, any place.

I met up with some slurpers yeasterday, ive never felt so good in my life

by Your mom’s government name March 18, 2022

you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021