Slather

To cover all; to fully spread

You don't need to slather the cake in icing

by Nikki Fazbear August 17, 2017

slather ass

A slow driver. Most often seen driving 5 under in the left lane of the interstate.

Hurry up and get around this slather ass, dude.

by Leroy Spunkin January 8, 2008

Slats

an informal way of saying saying goodbye or see you later

X: hey i gotta go
Y: alright slats man

by Jezalenko111 April 19, 2010

Slats

Ribs

He hit my slats and knocked the wind out of me

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.

This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."

by mrburlesk October 1, 2017

slashsauce

to masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh.

Slash17: fuck. i procrastinate a lot and shit. i have a 5 page paper about Wikipedia's reliability as a source, and i fuckin partied ALL weekend, and now I'm back, it's 10:30, and I'm soooooo tired I can barely operate. I slept a total of 6 hours all weekend. I'm wearing the same shirt I was Friday morning. My hair feels like roadkill. I smell like a train crash. What do I do?

Aran: Masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh and slashsauce.

by Jobe From DTF (Someone esle took plain Jobe) July 20, 2008

slathitary

A form of solitary. Lack of ones slather partner, preferably named Karol or Jessica.

Karol and Jessica are in a state of slathitary being without one another. They must get slathered together as soon as possible!

by littleitaly January 19, 2011