bust out ninja skills 

to win a fight in an unorthadox yet very effective way

Did you see Matt bust out the ninja skills on Jim? I saw his brains and everything!

bust out ninja skills by Adrian Salazar May 9, 2005

buffalo skills 

Having skills in equal proportion to that of a buffalo.

Comment: Wow, that back flip took buffalo skills, yo.
Response: Word.

buffalo skills by blu3ad3pt1 April 26, 2004

the skills of mad 

just another way of saying mad skills

-How'd you get a 100 on that test?
-Cause i have the skills of mad!

the skills of mad by kate w. January 2, 2006

job skills 

When used years ago, this term referred to the experience/efficiency that you possessed regarding your employer's required tasks.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.

I wonder if Willie asked Monica a lot of "in-depth" questions regarding her "job skills" when he originally interviewed for her internship?

job skills by QuacksO November 17, 2018

jew skills 

1. the pure, raw talent of a jew such as myself
2. the ability to count money at an extremly rapid rate.

dont make me whip out my jew skills

jew skills by Arfalarf February 1, 2004

Asian Skills 

Anyone can have Asian skills. Asian skills are skills that are out of the ordinary thus being named after the oriental people because Asians are prodigious in every category.

*While playing ping pong*
White dude: Watch my Asian serve I learned on YouTube.
Asian dude: Wow! Asian skills!

Asian Skills by Asian boodyyy November 23, 2009

soft skills 

The ability to hold a penis in your mouth until it is soft.

This term is often thrown around in the corporate world when referring to a person's customer service skills (which are basically the same thing).

Manager: Bob, you need to work more on your soft skills.

Worker: My name is Steve.

Manager: Sorry, I couldn't understand you with my penis in your mouth.

soft skills by Yourpseudonym February 27, 2009