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Infinite Possibility Situation

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013
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Self Inflicted Situation

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.
I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.
by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010
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Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
by Fried glue February 27, 2017
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Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.
Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
by NeverMindWho March 1, 2006
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hairy situation

by Chuck192 June 20, 2012
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pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.
Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.
by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011
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Sunday Situation

A fling where you exclusively hang out on Sundays. Typical activities include sex, sleeping, snuggling and snacks.
So you're free to chill, date and wild out from Monday-Saturday but get all the best benefits of a relationship come Sunday.

Like a situationship but specific to Sunday.
Yo I met the perfect match on Hinge. No more Sunday scaries and I still get my sweet freedom thanks to our Sunday situation.
by scooterluvr May 13, 2021
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