Singapore.
- Overpopulated, but doesn't really have population issues. In fact, welcomes more people.
- Island, which sounds very meh, but guess what? It doesn't even experience much flooding
- Near the equator, sometimes can be ridiculously hot, but guess what? Covered walkways and air cons abound, and it experiences none of the natural disasters that arise from a tropical country
- PAP has ruled since the beginning of time, but guess what? It's probably the most caring government that you've heard about
- Reliant a lot on other countries, but guess what? You won't believe the number of businesses that set their roots here. And you won't have to look too far to find some good, cheap, traditional food.
- A lot of funny rules and banned stuff, but guess what? You can walk safe on the streets at night.
It's confusing (a bit).
It's hot.
It's tiny.
No natural resources.
But it's home.
And everything has pros and cons. You don't expect a perfect country. But if you think you can bear the downsides of living in this country, we will welcome you with open arms.
- Overpopulated, but doesn't really have population issues. In fact, welcomes more people.
- Island, which sounds very meh, but guess what? It doesn't even experience much flooding
- Near the equator, sometimes can be ridiculously hot, but guess what? Covered walkways and air cons abound, and it experiences none of the natural disasters that arise from a tropical country
- PAP has ruled since the beginning of time, but guess what? It's probably the most caring government that you've heard about
- Reliant a lot on other countries, but guess what? You won't believe the number of businesses that set their roots here. And you won't have to look too far to find some good, cheap, traditional food.
- A lot of funny rules and banned stuff, but guess what? You can walk safe on the streets at night.
It's confusing (a bit).
It's hot.
It's tiny.
No natural resources.
But it's home.
And everything has pros and cons. You don't expect a perfect country. But if you think you can bear the downsides of living in this country, we will welcome you with open arms.
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Get the singapore mug.normal (sing-uh-pore), local (sing-guh-pore) A country smaller than a city with its pros and cons, no natural disasters and little violent crime, but where the students are tortured to study and exercise and where the ruling party is authoritarian and there is still racism and sexism but less prevalent in gen z. Most pop culture is not local. Also we don’t say lah in every sentence
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Walao eh cibai so addicted! Come back lah
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Walao eh cibai so addicted! Come back lah
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"Dude, what color iPhone case should I get?" "Personally, I'd go with the Singapore Sunset Saffron this time of year."
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"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."
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