siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.

i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.

by rose kent August 16, 2007

Siamese Dick

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.

"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"

by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.

My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

by Jamfetto June 23, 2009

Siamese Stalker

The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.

Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!

by Flabs June 25, 2012

Alabama Siamese Twin

When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.

Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.

Damn, you lucky.

by LilDump April 18, 2019

Siamese scream

1) A conjoined pair yelling simultaneously
2) (Colloq.) An occurance which is oft considered the apex of romantic pleasure, known in the medical parlance as a "simultaneous orgasm", in which both partners attain climax at the same moment. (From Siamese twins, referrencing the paired screaming and physical interconnectedness)

"How was your date?" Kathryn asked. "Oh!" Julie replied, "It was fabulous! We started the night with coffee, and ended it with a Siamese scream."

by Earnest June 26, 2006

Siamese shy turtle

When males' testicles or balls or gonads retract and shrivel. Sometimes due to cold or excitement but primarily in this case due to fear and anxiety.

Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.

Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.

She was fun, interesting, sexy and his friends wanted to bone her, but the fact that she was clearly cleverer than him gave him a siamese shy turtle. Would she notice? Would she care if she did? Or, does the fact that even imagining approaching her makes his body eat his balls mean that he'll never have the courage to get close enough for his shriveled sack to matter?

"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"

by RastaVari October 23, 2013