by Hailee Shelton November 08, 2017
A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
by Retard_Ryan September 07, 2021
Totally the coolest person ever. And she crochets because that’s just how fucking cool she is. (Totally Cooler than her sister)
by Poop dallah February 18, 2021