TOM Senate

"Third of Month" Senate, an emergency senate called after the mandatory two-per-month to discuss an urgent matter.

The terrorist attack forced the President to call a TOM Senate.

by The Tim Nelms April 5, 2005

senator cummies

A large big burly coco goblet names shaquife

Yo senator Cummies is fucking boofin

by SenatorCumBum November 30, 2019

Senator Fredrick

A Member of the governmentgay orgy. The bitch of the orgy only takes never pitches

Senator Fredrick really made the government run smoothly he evened the teams out

by ActuallyBarackObama December 13, 2017

senator zell

A complete freakout, made fun of by Jon Stewart on the daily show. Known for his actions of trying to challange a reporter to a duel.

ZELL ON EARTH
"I wish this was still the time when i could challange a man to a duel! just like Senator Zell, good ol republicans"

by ~~~James~~~ April 27, 2006

Senator Hothead

Nickname of Senator John McCain (Rep-AZ), bestowed upon by several publications because of the hot temper he exude when being asked questions by reporters.

Reporter: "Senator McCain, did you have a conversation with Senator Kerry in the 2004 election?"

Senator Hothead: "Yes, bitch!! You know damn well I did!! Now back the fuck off!!"

Reportor: "To follow up, what did you guys talk about?"

Senator Hothead: "Bitch, it was a goddamn private conversation!!"

by mnihnuht March 7, 2008

senate probe

The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.

performung a "senate probe" now means to perform hand gestures between men's room stalls..

by Well Hung September 9, 2007

Senator Velveeta

In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."

I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.

by ascap_scab August 30, 2009